This is me
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
The above is Patrick Kane stickhandling.
The below gif is Brandon Bollig’s response to Kane’s stickhandling.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
- News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son
- Britain: erm
- News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining
MY NAME IS NOT RICK!
can we all agree that this was the worst cas/dean moment ever. dean wanted cas to get angry. he wanted him to put up a fight and give him some answers. instead, cas ignored deans attempts and carried on in his own little world. this scene just breaks my little destiel heart
#worst moment in the history of everything ever #cas just looks like a child and dean was expecting him to get mad or do something #but he doesnt #cas just goes nad picks up the stupid game that dean swiped onto the floor #and doesnt even expect dean to apologize because when does he ever do that #and dean looks so angry in that second gif #but hes mostly angry at himself because fuck he did it again #and okay hes a little mad at cas for not getting mad back and frustrated that he wont help them #and he wants to say hes sorry but he doesnt even know where to begin #jfc no #i hate this moment so much #its the most heartbreaking thing #no one look at me right now #gfdi #get me off of this ride
remember? they slid right off my hips
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again